if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
The Meme of our Years.
this post is beautiful
IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER
YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED
STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.
Fact: 17% of all shark attacks are actually hedgehogs pretending to be said sharks.
|Shy Guy:||Hey there..|
|Random Guy:||Hey what's up?|
|Shy Guy:||Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.|
|Random Guy:||Thanks dude!|
|Shy Guy:||So, are you here with anyone?|
|Random Guy:||Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.|
|Shy Guy:||Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.|
|Random Guy:||That's alright it's cool.|
|Shy Guy:||You don't mind me calling you cute?|
|Random Guy:||A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.|