I have lived a thousand lives.

๐ŸŒนJordan Leigh Wright.๐ŸŒน
I really like butts.
I'm pretty addicted to Dutch Bros. ๐Ÿ‘Œ
I could live in a library & be perfectly happy.
I need more bookshelves
Harry Potter is my childhood ๐ŸŒŸ
I was a siren in my past life. My stretch marks are my waves. ๐ŸŒŠ
You can call me Starfish ๐Ÿš
I miss the ocean everyday.
I don't care what people think of me.
I have a big butt & I'm proud of it.
Come be my friend.
I am cute & unstable.
All was well.
โœŒ๐Ÿ’–

sarcastics:

if you start kissing my neck thereโ€™s a 169% chance iโ€™m going to rip your clothes off

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spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

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legalmexican:

samaelcarver:

The Meme of our Years.

this post is beautiful

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jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THATโ€™S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

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littlefreeman:

Fact: 17% of all shark attacks are actually hedgehogs pretending to be said sharks.

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Conversation I heard in the club.

Shy Guy:Hey there..
Random Guy:Hey what's up?
Shy Guy:Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
Random Guy:Thanks dude!
Shy Guy:So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy:Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy:Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
Random Guy:That's alright it's cool.
Shy Guy:You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy:A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
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